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tx Bernd 2025-07-15 21:51:36 Nr. 2086 Antworten

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Can Bernd give me fugging advice?
you have to direct the benis into the bagina t. knower
>>2087 Depends does the bagina belong to a virtual countryhuman? If not then why bother with bagina in first place.
there exist robot bagina. better than real females.

it News from the Italia Bernd 2025-07-15 00:31:26 Nr. 2053 Antworten
Burger citizen and self-proclaimed film director Francis Kaufmann allegedly murdered his wife and daughter, then flew to Greece. Records show he previously received a €800k grant for a movie by the Italian Ministry of Culture around 2020, however there was never going to be any movie. With the money he embezzled (plus €3-4k monthly from his parents) he lived a lavish lifestyle. It is thought that's how he attracted his wife, a R*ssian. He has since been apprehended in Greece where he assaulted the local cops. Why are burgers like that?
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>>2064 Thank you Bernardo. Better news than no threads, fuck these cracKKKas.
>>2072 cumskins be like: this news is too spicy for me!
Honestly I don’t mind news threads, I just think there could be a better way of formatting a thread. Besides Image boards are the only way I get my information.
>>2085 >Besides Image boards are the only way I get my information. That explains so much...

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>>2088 D-does it? Why you say that?

de Bernd 2025-07-15 18:50:31 Nr. 2076 Antworten
Went for a walk with my gf (male) today and found KC headquarters.
where's the feminine penis though i came to this thread expecting a feminine penis
Looks cosy. Reminds me of pic related. An old forester's house in Baden Germany
>>2077 I can ask her for a picture of her feminine penis next time. >>2078 Cozy indeed.
Yes please. Bernd needs more trap pics. For ressearch.

de Bernd 2025-07-14 20:21:21 Nr. 2039 Antworten
Howdy partner How is the living in Alaska?
>>2044 No it's summer. Dark has been banished to southern hemisphere.

tx desuchan Bernd 2025-07-14 14:39:50 Nr. 2029 SÄGE! Antworten

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>Goes on desuchan because it’s labeled as a backup board <no Polandballs WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF MAKING A SINGLE POST!!!!!
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>>2030 No KC has too many Polandballs, what I meant was no ball icons.
The balls originated on old KC where also the polandball comics where invented. And flags or balls in this case, where historically only used on /int/ boards. Desuchan seems to exist since 2010 where it was not common to use flags or even balls.
>>2041 They should make the change so it can be a happy place.
>>2050 This you should tell them, not us.
>>2052 I ment for this thread to be a joke about how baby this is, but fug it , let’s make it happen.

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fun fact btw: Alexander the great sieged the city and conquered it by building a dam to it from the mainland

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Most tier thing I had ever seen.

it Bernd 2025-07-07 19:26:25 Nr. 1805 Antworten
What's Bernd blaying these days?
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Started a new run of Factorio.
Played KCD but the DLC kept crashing my PC so then I played Stalker 2 and then I played Dying Light The Following DLC.
>>1911 >Stalker 2 What did you think of it?

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>>1916 Well when I played SoC I played Kyuzos Oblivion Lost modpack which is not the same as Oblivion Lost Remake, it just restores stuff cut from SoC, adds guns, better A-life, combat AI and factions fighting for locations. When I played CoP I played Misery, so my comparison is not with the vanilla games. Stalker 2: Great world & map, looks and feels like a modern Stalker game, still plays mostly the same which is very pleasant for me as a lover of Stalker. Guns and combat feel pretty good except the combat AI is considerably less advanced and deadly and makes up for it with nade spamming, and the way the guns progress is fucked. Instead of damage and armour piercing being a calibre & ammo type situation, there's a new stat called penetration. Where you could previously clock the game with Streloks rapid AK and AP rounds, now at a certain point in the game when a sad event happens you need to start adopting sniper rifles or modern assault rifles. Even a 7.62 LMG becomes less effective. The atmosphere and tense uneasy feeling is still there, I feel the sound engineering is not quite as good as the old games but still good. A-life has apparently been fixed but I clocked the game before that happened , so whereas in Misery I'd be taking my time, scouting with binoculars and planning my movements ahead of time, it wasn't possible for me in Stalker 2, everything would spawn on me within a radius which sucked in comparison to proper A life. I will be playing it again but I'm a big Stalker fan.
>>1970 Noice. Those were my same thoughts after playing it and I stopped playing before the recent big patches and updates to the game. I really want to dive back in but got to wait for the temperatures to drop lower.

de Bernd 2025-07-05 14:34:12 Nr. 930 Antworten
Bernd, what did your mother do to you?
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>>1991 Why shouldn't she get money if she takes care of the kids?
>>2011 That's what >>1991 said in broken English.
>>2009 >if only i could be such a simpleton You are doing just fine. :3
>>1952 It's called petting.

it Bernd 2025-07-13 16:40:43 Nr. 1999 Antworten
what did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
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that his wife should wash her bussy
>>2000 >>2001 wrong he said: Good morning ladies!
>>2002 close tho I knew the joge was something with pussy
Bernd remembers how his father always smelled which women had not washed her pussy when we went to a restaurant. Even as far as 3 tables away.
>>2006 based unwashed pussy detector