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I want to learn about german culture more, I know some basics, cuz I live in Germany 2.5 years, but like nothing about actual culture, most of holidays and all that stuff
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Hello Bernds!
In this /int/ thread, I'll write here how to collapse Yugoslavia easily and with out problems.
But before, we need to have Yugoslavia itself to collapse it. Then, follow these steps.
1) Create the perfect cocktail from different nations and cultures.
Serbs? Nice.
Croats? Yeah!
Slovenians, Bosnians, Macedonians and Montenegrins? Even better!
2) Remove Tito.
Now, looks like Yugoslavia have a party with out leader!
3) Add more ingredients!
Economic crisis? Go ahead!
Political Crisis? Sure, why not?
Also, don't forget about nationalistic ideas for each nations!
4) Wait for the first actions.
Slovenia and Croatia says: "We want to leave"
Serbia: What?
5) Start the show!
Yugoslav wars in two seasons — in Bosnia and Croatia!
NATO bombing are waiting outside the door!
Newspaper headlines on all news in the world.
6) End!
Now we have Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Serbia, Slovenia and Kosovo.
BONUS: If something goes wrong, just say: “This is the Balkans, it’s always like that here.” .
